Watson in the 21st goddamn century.
Night Librarian.
I-40, North Carolina.

I blog about libraries, country music, propane, and propane accessories.


Career paths for which I am qualified, if the internet and libraries are over:

1. Selling khaki pants and khaki pants accessories.

2. Secular humanist memorial services.

3. Clergy.

4. Writing complete horse-shit self-help books for suckers.

5. Being really, really good-looking.