I don’t read fiction because it didn’t happen, so what do I need to know about that for? And I don’t read non-fiction because it already happened and there’s nothing I can do about that. I’d read a book that tells me what’s going to happen, but they don’t write those until afterwards, which isn’t helpful. Wait, Farmer’s Almanac. That’s a thing, right? I’ll read the Farmer’s Almanac.