100% raw organic free-range heirloom variety local North Carolinian.


Career paths for which I am qualified, if the internet and libraries are over:

1. Selling khaki pants and khaki pants accessories.

2. Secular humanist memorial services.

3. Clergy.

4. Writing complete horse-shit self-help books for suckers.

5. Being really, really good-looking.

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