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Does anybody know the name of that song about how the woman found a perfect man, and how proud her mom should be and not to worry about her future because she found this perfect man, and I always think it’s going to turn out to be about Jesus at the end because that’s how country songs work, but instead it is actually just a regular man, and her parents should be proud that she fulfilled their dream of her finally finding one and settling down, because that’s also how country songs work?

  1. kindrarowell answered: Mama’s Song by Carrie Underwood?
  2. amorphousblob answered: Isn’t that Taylor Swift’s next single?
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