June 2012
20 posts
I think the dog ate the zipper off my jacket
I left my keys in the front door when I walked him.
Found an unpaid utility bill in my spam folder.
Did I leave the fridge open?
Why is this old lady always looking around my building with a manila envelope?

A simplified summer reading flowchart
Do you have an interest —> Yes —> Read a book about that interest. Or maybe a different book about something else.
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“I don’t read fiction because it didn’t happen, so what do I need to know about that for? And I don’t read non-fiction because it already happened and there’s nothing I can do about that. I’d read a book that tells me what’s going to happen, but they don’t write those until afterwards, which isn’t helpful. Wait, Farmer’s Almanac. That’s a thing, right? I’ll read the Farmer’s Almanac.”
—The Anti-brarian
UNCW wins national surfing championship →
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Apparently collegiate surfing is a thing, and UNCW won it.
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Now I got my Congressional Republican cootie shot.
Hogwarts U.
I doodled these whos-its of Universities and Hogwarts houses because this is the sort of thing that occurs to me to doodle. The pictures and the sketches aren’t great, but someday maybe I’ll create proper versions.
UNC/Ravenclaw:

Duke/Slytherin:

Boston College/Gryffindor:

UNCW/Hufflepuff:
