Wilmington's new minor league baseball team is...
… which is kind of lame. I feel like minor league baseball is the world’s only opportunity to use hilarious bullshit animals as mascots and have it be awesome. The Hickory Crawdads, for instance, or the Carolina Mudcats. The Durham Bulls are the only exception. They get a real mascot because they’re the fucking Bull Durham. Winston-Salem used to be the Warthogs, and that was...
The Hobo Jungle: Please Get Well Soon, Doc Watson! →
fuckyeahbluegrass: hobo-jungle: Please put your hands together, and raise some prayers for Folk & Bluegrass legend, and all-round remarkable person, Doc Watson. We have learned that legendary guitarist and folk singer Doc Watson is hospitalized in Winston-Salem, NC. He is 89 years old. According to two close friends of… beautiful picture of Doc, hobo-jungle Doc remains in all our...
My mom created a new car insurance policy for me without my knowledge or consent while I was out of town and committed me to paying a monthly premium which I have no ability to pay and which she is not willing to help me pay. Found a quote with all the same coverages for less than half the cost at another company, so I’m just going to see what there is I can do about that.
Just realized this is the first new class of UNCW graduates that were not yet in college when I graduated. Congratulations, young people!
A selection from my phone's text message...
bojays brownies bullshit Delawhere derp errbody guybrarians nerp sammich starbees (see also: starbs, fatty starbuckles) wrassling y’all
Letters I hope I get to send someday but won't
Most accomplished and terrible Uncle, We are pleased to announce that our wedding shall be a joyous and festive occasion, with many diverse family members and friends in attendance, among them some people who are not white, a number who are of mixed race, and some who have immigrated to this country from elsewhere. Also among our dearest friends and family are people who are not Christian,...
Well I cancelled out my racist, homophobic tea party uncle’s vote. I can’t account for the rest of the state.
NC Primary Election and Amendment Results →
Why I can never advance my career in retail:
When someone says the phrase “alligator hobo,” they picture something like I immediately pictured…