February 2012
25 posts
This Week in Sports
A gentleman driving an automobile won the NASCAR automobile race. A gentleman playing in the NBA is rather good at basketball, and his team won some games and also lost some games.
Feb 28th
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The crotchety old (mostly white) man and woman... →
And that cranky old Benjmamin Button-ass toddler needs to take a goddamn nap.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Are we just using the term "occupy ____" for "do...
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Dear Printer
Trying to print out multiple copies of my resume that I removed from your print cue six months ago is not what I told you to do. Trying to print out a solid black page is definitely not what I told you to do, and is not at all in your long-term best interest.
Feb 24th
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thelibrarianontherun: Nobody cares about the library: How digital technology makes the library invisible (and visible) to scholars “In some ways, this disconnect between librarians (and their needs, ways of working, and ways of thinking) and patrons (and their needs and ways of working) is only exacerbated by digital technology. In the age of Google Books, JSTOR, Wikipedia, and ever...
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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OTP
Feb 20th
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Feb 17th
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My mom thinks it’s weird that I have no interest in going on a cruise with the white supremacist tea party branch of my family and my cousin’s Indian in-laws. As hilarious as that would be, I don’t want to spend a day with my family, let alone be trapped on a boat with them for a week. So now she’s suggesting a long weekend vacation to the Atlanta aquarium because she has...
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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It’s been 36 hours and I’m already tired of the “what ____ think I do; what I really do” meme. Some people do things, and sometimes other people think those people do other things.
Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Job Creator of the Day
Hey lady, I like how you just drove straight into the pedestrian exit of Lowe’s and performed a multi-point turn all across the pedestrian zone and the traffic lane, while people scrambled to get out of your way so you could back your car up to the door and then you sat in your car with the truck open for ten minutes until two employees each carried out a box about the size of a dictionary.
Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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the Montreal Improv blog: Dramatic Improv →
talkingimprov: montrealimprov: Warning: this is a rambly, introspective examination of my thoughts on dramatic improv. I’m writing this primarily to straighten out my brain wiggles but maybe it will be useful to someone. Maybe not. Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here. I started out doing improv in comedy bars- Wait, scratch… I’ve been thinking the same thing recently. I’d love to do an...
Feb 5th
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Heart disease kills far more people than breast cancer, and through their partnerships with KFC and Discount Gun Sales, we know that Susan G. Komen is working hard to make sure that heart disease continues to kill more people than breast cancer, and that fatalities from gun violence will soon surpass it.
Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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