September 2011
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Even Dave Odom (former Wake Forest and South... →
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UNC vacates all football wins from 2008 and 2009 →
And gives up 3 scholarship spots for each of the next three seasons. That’s the self-imposed sanction, which means it’s the low-ball offer ahead of whatever the NCAA wants to impose.
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I blame Texas.
And to a lesser extent, Oklahoma, Oregon and Ohio State.
If any of these guys could beat an SEC team for the National Championship, maybe the Big XII wouldn’t have all these teams jumping ship for major tv market conferences, and the Great Realignment wouldn’t be happening.
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Or I could apply for this job in the libertarian utopia of Wyoming, where there is no speed limit or state income tax, and the last practitioner of sarcasm was run out of the state in 1987.
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There are so many part-time public and academic reference jobs on the Massachusetts job board right now. One of them was even a humanities gig. I’d move up there in a heartbeat if any of them were full-time or if I knew I could get hours at two of them close together.
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danhacker:
‘Bucky Larson’ Had A Per-Showing Attendance of Eight People Opening #15 at The Box Office
Maybe it was the obnoxious advertisements with Professor Dante, maybe it’s fact that Nick Swardson isn’t funny anymore or maybe audiences would rather go to a depressing killer virus movie instead. Regardless, this news makes me happy. A Shitty film finally gets the...
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Herman Cain "honors" the victims of 9/11
stfuconservatives:
benjaminsapiens submitted:
With the tenth anniversary of the 9/11 this Sunday, Republican presidential candidate and hate-mongerer Herman Cain decided to exploit the memory of those who died that day pay tribute to those who died that day by singing “God Bless America” while images of the attacks play in the background. Oh, and he ends the video with an image of himself...
Maybe I should tell y’all in advance that I’m just going to be tumbling about football and basketball until April.
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Look at all these touchbacks.
Can I just have “touchbacks” in my fantasy lineup this season?
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Why didn't I start Jordy Nelson?
Because I also have Dallas Clark, and I thought Rodgers was just supposed to throw to Finley all night.
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“The people of this country work hard to meet their responsibilities. The...”
– Excerpts from prepared remarks of President Obama’s speech to a joint session of Congress, Thursday, Sept. 8, 2011.
(via the Washington Post)
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I just heard the new Lady Gaga song again. If that ain’t a country song, I will eat my boot.
Country music checklist:
Whiskey
Corner of the bar
Muscle cars, truck
guitar (with accent on first syllable)
My daddy and Nebraska and Jesus Christ
Manager evaluations. It’s a good thing they didn’t give me these 6 weeks ago. That could have been disastrous.
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Oh hey, I got $50 on Amazon from my bro bro the bonobro, with this message: “Happy Birthday Bro, Tried to write on your facebook wall today, guess you dont like that anymore, haha.”
Meanwhile, enjoy this link: Fake Facebook Birthdays.
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Maybe someday I’ll tell the people of Tumblr what it’s like to be an extrovert.
