July 2011
74 posts
Yes. The customer service representatives are the ones who can't speak clear English.
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I think I just emailed somebody a goddamn elevator speech.
This is serious business.
KHHAAAAAAAAANNNN
Management continues to schedule me for days I put in the system weeks ago as being unavailable.
Are they trying to make me quit? Are they trying to trap me into getting fired? Or are they just inconsiderate and/or dumb?
Butch Davis fired, AD Dick Baddour steps down.
Roy Williams should step in as interim athletic director and head coach of all the teams. And chancellor… and president of the UNC system.
My bro is a bro, but he's really bad at it.
and so are all the bros in his fish lab.
His wireless network is called “swordfizzle.”
None of the food in his fridge is real food. Diet mountain dew, turkey bacon, lactose-free milk, Coors Lite.
But he does agree that our mother’s shenanigans lately have been uncalled-for. So that’s cool.
I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one who would see the weeping angels, grab hold of you and say, “Take us someplace good.”
All these spam bots liking my shit.
Shift is covered. Someone finally emailed me back and said they could take it, proving that the email did in fact send, and the lack of response for three days was just a lack of response, and not a gmail error.
And yay, now I don’t have to get management involved and be that guy again. And I get to be employed for at least another week.
Don’t mind me; I’ll just be continuing my ragestroke.
Since we’re talking about class reunions, I’ve already discovered through Facebook that everyone who couldn’t get out of Forsyth after high school has remained unsuccessful, unattractive, and dumb.
And I’ve managed to keep in touch with the other three people on my own.
Top Five Tuesday: Williamses
5. Brian
4. Tennessee
3. Billie Dee
2. Hank
1. Roy
