July 2011
74 posts
And here I’m trying to streamline my social media presence. :/
June 2011
130 posts
In Memoriam: My Twitter Account
I haven’t tweeted since Armistice Day.
Before that, it was mostly just hateful bile regarding stupid crap people said in class, reductions of modern life to a monkey-typewriter scenario, and use of the word “gravitas” in poop/fart jokes.
I presently no longer have a Twitter account. I may create one again, and keep in clean should I have the professional need.
On the Diversity of Country Music
I’ve broken it down into these primary genres:
Drinkin’ Songs (Not to be confused with bartender/old-man-at-a-bar giving advice songs)
Bartender/Old-man-at-a-bar giving advice songs
Drivin’ Songs (See also: highway songs, trains. Not to be mixed with drinkin’ songs.)
Hurtin’, Cheatin’ Songs (I lost everything, I hate everything, and/or, somebody done somebody wrong songs.)
Love Songs
Jesus
Secret Jesus (where you don’t know it’s about Jesus till the last verse)
Songs about other country songs, usually Hank Williams
And lastly, songs about how proud you are to be an exceptionally backwards, willfully ignorant redneck who wants to put a boot in someone’s ass (or, why country music has sucked since 9/11)
Management has neglected to call the new employees now for a week to tell us when we’re supposed to come back in for training tomorrow (was originally supposed to be today?). I called yesterday and today, and they didn’t know anything about it. No calls back.
They’re going to be tired of me before I even start working. :/
I just explained Doctor Who to my Guatemalan Roommate.
Me:
GR:
North Carolina boasts more craft breweries than any other state in The South →
ncbeer.org
A list of craft breweries in the state—from Asheville to Kill Devil Hills and beyond.
Well there’s the rest of my summer sorted.
If I was going to vote for anybody from Iowa
But he doesn’t live in this country anymore.
Furthermore, John Wayne's name was Marion.
Unpopular Whopinion
The Daleks’ voices make me not want to watch the rest of any episode where they show up. Same for the cybermen. Exterminate? Delete? Honestly, what type of creature just repeatedly says whatever it’s about to do, whilst trying to explain to me that it is not, in fact, a robot?
I’m going to tweet about this.
In which my bro is a bro
Word is, during college, he wore tevas and raggedy shorts to a job interview at Radio Shack because his bro friend got him the interview so he thought he already had the job.
